From Pushee to Pusher in 7 Days, Penn State’s Defense Flipped the Physicality Script and Dictated Terms vs. the Khaki Crusader’s Wounded Group of Wolverines
Thank GAWD for those three bonehead offside penalties by the PSU defensive ends, or else we wouldn’t have much to whine about this week.
Here’s a wild idea: Hold a Bake Sale and buy a football on a stick, guys. Problem solved.
(Googles picture of a football on a stick).
(Finds one. Clicks link…eyes bulge out of head at price of football stick. 70 DOLLARS!?!?!)
(Quits writing about 1-win football teams forever…wholesale orders broomsticks and rubber VOIT P.E.-class footballs…buys a ‘BUILDING AN EMPIRE’ mug on Etsy.)
