From Pushee to Pusher in 7 Days, Penn State’s Defense Flipped the Physicality Script and Dictated Terms vs. the Khaki Crusader’s Wounded Group of Wolverines 

FTB CHARTING – BOX SCORE

Thank GAWD for those three bonehead offside penalties by the PSU defensive ends, or else we wouldn’t have much to whine about this week.  

Here’s a wild idea: Hold a Bake Sale and buy a football on a stick, guys. Problem solved. 

(Googles picture of a football on a stick). 

(Finds one. Clicks link…eyes bulge out of head at price of football stick. 70 DOLLARS!?!?!)

(Quits writing about 1-win football teams forever…wholesale orders broomsticks and rubber VOIT P.E.-class footballs…buys a ‘BUILDING AN EMPIRE’ mug on Etsy.)

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