I find myself against the continued addition of schools to the Big Ten for reasons both mathematical — how many programs can you cram into a conference before you remove the “Ten” from its name? Twenty? Forty? — and practical — having women’s volleyball or men’s soccer teams bussing or flying to all parts of the country during the week is no good for athletic budgets, athlete well-being, or in-person fan experience.

When it comes to football expansion, however, I say bring it on.

Take a look at Penn State’s 2023 schedule. Whether you’re bearish (you see three or four losses), bullish (you see one or two losses), or super-bullish (no losses and no margins of victory less than 20 points), there are a handful of games you know are simply not going to be competitive, even accounting for the annual noon kick/looking ahead/hurricane remnant games in which Penn State forgets to show up for the first half and winds up winning by 10 instead of 28.

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In two stat-packed seasons in the MAC, Penn State’s WR transfer addition proved he could consistently create separation.

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On paper, press coverage and jam technique sounds optimal for defenses. Get your hands on receivers early, knock them off their stems, aggravate ‘em, and mess up the timing of the entire play. It’s aggressive. It’s proactive. It’s literally in your face. Well, not your face, but the receiver’s face.

But, like everything else too good to be true in life, choosing to play press coverage is a risk-reward proposition for defensive coordinators. Whiff on your offhand jam? Oh boy…the wideout is gonna be looking at your toasted defensive back in the rearview or the stadium Jumbotron all the way to the painted promised land. Choose to play “press-bail” – a bit of a bluff technique in which it appears pre-snap the corner is about to get physical but instead hits a full sprint backward at the snap of the ball – well, you better hope your inside help sees the slant coming.

Dante Cephas – Penn State’s newest offensive addition and a two-time first-team All-MAC weapon – has proven time and time again he can beat press coverage despite not possessing Herculean strength or Bowser speed in Mario Kart, thus creating massive separation in a small space. How, you may be asking? With advanced footwork at the line of scrimmage and obsessive attention to detail…which we’re about to outline for you.

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There’s no single formula to win a college football national championship, but after we crunched the numbers, we found several statistical similarities among those teams that finished the year on top.

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Introduction

I believe it was around this time last season (or maybe was it the year before? IDK…dates and times all sort of congeal together these days) when I wrote something about the infectious four-letter word that permeates college football fanbases during these final few weeks leading to kickoff: HOPE.

Ah, hope. Doesn’t matter if the confluence of events necessary for your school to reach college football’s four-team, made-for-TV Valhalla is semi-realistic, ridiculous, or reason for you to be institutionalized…hope provides license for outlandish prognostications. Penn State fans are obviously no strangers to hope. Heck, coming off a sub-.500 COVID campaign and the promising-to-painful progression of the Nittany Lions’ 2021 season, hope is really all we had to cling prior to last year.

Fast-forward 12 months, obviously a lot has changed. For Penn State HOPE has given way to HYPE, which got us thinking…

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Year 10 of the James Franklin Era at Penn State begins in earnest in slightly under four weeks, and the August leading up to the season opener includes a quality those first nine Augusts were, to various extents, lacking: Optimism.

Think about it for a second. When was the last time Penn State entered a season with this much collective excitement/expectations from fans, media, and, if you squint a little bit, from the team itself?

During Franklin’s first two seasons, 2014 and 2015, the Nittany Lions were most greatly feeling the effects of the Sandusky sanctions. Forget expectations; the hope in those years was that Penn State wouldn’t fall on its face. The 2016 season that wound up as the coming out party for Saquon Barkley and ended in a legendary Rose Bowl shootout, if you remember, started as a summer in which people were willing to give first-year starting QB Trace McSorley and the new OC from Fordham some room to grow, and ugly early losses to Pitt and Michigan did not exactly foretell the fireworks to come.

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Hand up, this exercise won’t be as fun or nearly as debatable as Wednesday’s ‘Build-A-Blocker’ blog featuring the Penn State offensive line…but we have an obligation to fill the digital newshole, so here we are.

Not only is Penn State’s 2023 RB room more top-heavy than a bodybuilder who ignores Leg Day, the dynamic duo sitting atop the depth chart – sophomores Kaytron Allen and Nick Singleton – are vastly different runners with their own unique skillsets. And while that lack of redundancy between the two makes Batman and Fatman an ideal complementary 1-2 punch and a headache for opposing tacklers, it also makes this pick-and-choose hypothetical entirely predictable.

Heck, for the sake of mixing things up, we briefly considered adding an ‘Experience’ category to this story, so I could serve up a softball for fifth-year Minnesota transfer/Williamsport native Trey Potts…but Allen and Singleton’s individual freshmen season carries nearly eclipsed Potts’ four-year totals. So that wouldn’t have worked. Not to mention the stages and the stakes for Singleton and Allen’s runs were much grander than what Potts experienced.

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Lights dim.

A dull murmur that has been percolating throughout the theater for the past 10 minutes turns to silence within seconds.

The booming dialogue of Epic Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy (Sorry, I don’t know his name. You know, the ‘IN A WORLD…’ guy) begins:

“Leveraging two-and-a-half semesters of med school, a bottomless piggy bank of family money and an undiagnosed narcissistic personality disorder, one man is cobbling together genetic material from the best football players of our time to literally engineer perfect athletes.

On this leg of the journey, Dr. John Hammond swings by Happy Valley to collect samples for the perfect offensive lineman. Any missing/damaged sequences in the genetic code he plugs with Velociraptor DNA; what could possibly go wrong?”

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While the Penn State offensive line took several strides in the right direction last season, advanced run game metrics show the journey toward elite status is far from over.

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If you’ve been down on your luck and forced to eat Alpo for a month, Oscar Meyer suddenly tastes like dry-aged prime rib (don’t ask me how I know this).

If you’ve been forced to ride the bus to work, sardined between a sweaty, ripe construction worker and those flimsy, hard-to-trust mid-cabin folding doors, a ride in a 1996 Plymouth Breeze feels like cruising in a Bentley.

And, heaven forbid, if your kid’s relentless travel ball schedule monopolizes your summer, a work weekend spent alone at the Cedar Rapids Airport Econolodge might as well be a vacation in Maui.

In other words, it’s all about perception and context…which might help us explain why many Penn State followers (include us) are so giddy about the current state of the Nittany Lions offensive line. And, frankly, why the heck shouldn’t we be?

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