When it comes to ‘creativity’ in football, beauty isn’t in the eye of the beholder but rather in the end result of the trick play
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You know, creativity is a funny thing.
As an offensive coordinator when it “works” but doesn’t (See: KeAndre Lambert-Smith’s perfecetly-schemed 2nd quarter incompletion on Saturday) you’re an overpaid doofus in the Cro-Magnon minds of a frothing, irascible (Word of the Day calendar entry: December 14, 2021) fanbase.
But when the rabbit you pull from your team-issued ballcap “doesn’t work” yet somehow bunny hops along a twisted, unintended, round-about route and serendipitously (April 24, 2019) winds up at the desired destination – thanks to your QB’s quick-thinking, spot-on Steve Nash impersonation — you’re suddenlythe bearded belle of the ball worthy of ALL the Twitter/X flowers, adoration, gold-star stickers, and get first pick from the toy box during indoor recess!
Take a quick look at Big Ten scores from Saturday, Penn State fans. Indiana beat Wisconsin. Michigan State beat Nebraska. Illinois topped Minnesota.
If you’re one of those dyed-in the-wool Nittany Lion fans who are predicting a 10-2 finish for this team and have been ever since the loss in Columbus and maybe even before that, and you’re bitter about Penn State not being able to win the games that really matter even if they flex their collective muscle in those other 10 games (see Saturday’s 51-15 pasting of Maryland), well, there isn’t much I can say here that will change your mind.
But it probably needs to be said, before Penn State plays the other of its two season-deciding games a week from now in Beaver Stadium, that what the Nittany Lions do in those “other” Big Ten games matters, both now and certainly moving forward.
The Nittany Lions are still not in the top class of the conference, where the Buckeyes continue to grind out wins and the Wolverines, while enduring the slings and arrows of outrageous cheating accusations, continue to just grind teams to pulp. But they are in a class by themselves just below that class and above the rest of the conference, where it’s a lot of closely contested if not brilliantly played football most weeks, where a game like Iowa’s 10-7 win over Northwestern is not nearly the outlier it should be.
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After five drama-filled, tumultuous, ‘Behind The Music’ years, apart Mike Locksley and Josh Gattis finally decided to get the band back together!
Flashback to 2018. The setting: Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Tua Tagovailoa is the quarterback for the Crimson Tide, Najee Harris is their third-best running back, DeVonta Smith is their fifth receiver and they have five different defenders with double-digit TFL — one of whom is named Quinnen Williams. That’s, like, a lot of talent on one roster — enough talent to (checks Wikipedia) lose by 4 touchdowns in the national title game to then-ACC bully Clemson?!? Hmm.
Closing in on the backend of a “two-game season,” Penn State can rewrite or reinforce the emerging narrative about the team versus the Terrapins.
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Did we just witness a turning point in Penn State football history?
Some readers seemed to really enjoy my slipping in a reference to simulation theory at the very end of last week’s column, so let’s start things out this time around with another popular artifact of theoretical physics for the everyman and invoke the concept of many worlds: Somewhere in the multiverse, there is a timeline where the closing sequence of last week’s Indiana game is destined for enshrinement in program lore.
Back in Beaver Stadium a week removed from a devastating loss to Ohio State in Columbus that all but crushed their playoff hopes and touched off a week of national criticism, the Nittany Lions led lowly Indiana by only three points late in the game. After setting an NCAA record with the most passing attempts prior to throwing his first interception, Drew Allar appeared to bury his struggling team by finding the worst possible moment, at the worst part of the field, against the worst possible opponent to toss that fateful pick.
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Way back in the day when I was a bright-eyed undergrad at a little school in State College, I got into the terrible habit of waiting until the last second to start projects…a procrastinator, as it’s commonly known.
Thankfully, it only took three Testing Hall panic attacks (third time’s the charm!) to crystalize the lesson my mom spent 17 years trying to drill into my brain: Work, THEN play.
While that advice eventually ushered me across the stage and got me this swell piece of paper with my name on it, turns out Mom was dead wrong…at least when it came to scouting this Jekyll-and-Hyde, Sweet-Then-Sour, Caterpillar-Turned-Butterfly-But-In-Reverse Maryland football team.
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Hallelujah! An explosive play! For the win!
For our formerly comatose readers who just woke up, first of all, welcome back. Second, here’s what you missed: The biggest concern/gripe with the Nittany Lions offense through the first half of the 2023 season has been the unexpected Dust Bowl drought when it comes to explosive, chunk plays – both through the air and on the ground.
As Coach Franklin confirmed in his most-recent postgame presser, the Lions try to call 8-12 “shot plays” a game. Mishaps in pass protection, lack of separation down the field, mild lack of aggression by the QB, and good opposing coverage are all contributing reasons to why they have not been successful in this department.
You would be hard-pressed to find better symbolism than KeAndre Lambert-Smith’s tightrope tap dance down the sideline late in Saturday’s 9-point Penn State defeat of Indiana in Beaver Stadium. Yes, the Lions’ top receiver reached the end zone for the decisive score after hauling in a rainbow from his young quarterback (more on that in a minute), but, on that play as in the rest of the afternoon, Penn State was walking a very thin line as it needed nearly 59 minutes to put away the Big Ten’s least threatening team.
In one sense, that wasn’t all that much of a surprise given how mentally flattening the Lions’ last game had been and the decided decline in quality of opponent. In another, more important sense, it was even less of a surprise given the state we saw the offense in last week. Unfortunately for Penn State, it was much of the same for much of the game this week.
The Nittany Lions’ first six possessions resulted in four punts, a missed field-goal attempt, and one touchdown. That’s the sort of production (as we saw last week) that is not going to get it done against the country’s top defenses, but this time it was against an Indiana unit that had entered the game allowing more points and yards against conference opposition than any Big Ten defense. Penn State did recover to score 17 points on its next three possessions, sandwiching two sustained touchdown drives around halftime and a field goal set up by a Jaylen Reed interception, but even that two-minute drill was unsatisfying, capped by a (correct) intentional grounding call against Drew Allar. Then came two more punts and Allar’s first pick of the season, which set up a game-tying field goal by Indiana and quickly turned the day from “classic sloppy hangover noon kick win” to “OMG is this actually going to be a loss … to Tom Allen?”
Clobbered by the Buckeyes yet again, Penn Staters enter this weekend struggling to reconcile their perceptions of the program with reality.
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A couple of years ago, one of my first assignments for this website was to write about the state of the football program heading into the 2021 season. Coming off the putrid 4-5 “fake season” of 2020, many were questioning whether James Franklin had lost the plot. I decided to come at it from both angles, examining both the reasonable argument that everything was fine, and most issues could be explained away by extraordinary circumstance, as well as the equally rational notion that the program was adrift.
One particular sentence from that article came back to me this weekend as I pondered how to fill this space in the wake of last Saturday’s crushing disappointment…
So it may just be that we’re Helen Hunt, the Fiesta Bowl is Jack Nicholson, and this is as good as it gets. [emphasis added]